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Gurdie
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 Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:27 pm Post subject: Fortunately I didn´t have to slaughter myself |
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Gurdie wrote:
The packet arrived yesterday from the Netherlands, just when I was leaving for a overnight trip, so I didn´t have any time to take test pictures.
After placing an order, they sent me an e-mail, saying (Dutch translated with Babelfish):
"Please note: in some case eps your parcel must label at the border concerning. Your parcel goes then with a another alignment number further and at monitoring of the lineline line site then will be indicated: consignment lack/not to trace. You slaughter yourself that case no care, your parcel still underway and within the normal delivery period at you are provided."
I just wonder, did they mean:
“No need to slaughter yourself” or “If you slaughter yourself, we don´t care.” 
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nemesis101
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| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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nemesis101 wrote:
Love it!
(Camera and translation...)
My favourite was a poorly translated from the original Russian Technical and Optical Equipment (T&OE) instruction sheet for a pair of lens caps:
Take first and screw it well as you like, take other and push up backside until comfortable with fit...
Doug
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LucisPictor wrote:
Gurdie, great cam! Congrats!
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mo
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| Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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mo wrote:
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Take first and screw it well as you like, take other and push up backside until comfortable with fit... |
Was it as comfortable as they implied?  and did that include the lens or just the cap?
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nemesis101
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:48 am Post subject: |
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nemesis101 wrote:
I'm pleased to say I tried neither sugestion! lol
Another gem trawled from my memory was the instruction on a Matsushita external CD drive:
If CD should jam and be not able to remove, insert a narrow prick in the hole from the front and it will eject..
Doug
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Take first and screw it well as you like, take other and push up backside until comfortable with fit... |
Was it as comfortable as they implied? and did that include the lens or just the cap? |
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hk300
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hk300 wrote:
what make you decide to order from the Netherlands?
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hk300
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:56 am Post subject: Re: Fortunately I didn´t have to slaughter myself |
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hk300 wrote:
| Gurdie wrote: |
The packet arrived yesterday from the Netherlands, just when I was leaving for a overnight trip, so I didn´t have any time to take test pictures.
After placing an order, they sent me an e-mail, saying (Dutch translated with Babelfish):
"Please note: in some case eps your parcel must label at the border concerning. Your parcel goes then with a another alignment number further and at monitoring of the lineline line site then will be indicated: consignment lack/not to trace. You slaughter yourself that case no care, your parcel still underway and within the normal delivery period at you are provided."
I just wonder, did they mean:
“No need to slaughter yourself” or “If you slaughter yourself, we don´t care.” |
Paste the Dutch text here ... i think i can translate it for you.
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mo
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mo wrote:
I would hate to think of the mistakes I would make translating or writing in another language 
Thanks I needed a laugh
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Gurdie
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| Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Gurdie wrote:
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| what make you decide to order from the Netherlands? |
About 400 euros lower price than here in Finland...
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dakoo wrote:
| nemesis101 wrote: |
I'm pleased to say I tried neither sugestion! lol
Another gem trawled from my memory was the instruction on a Matsushita external CD drive:
If CD should jam and be not able to remove, insert a narrow prick in the hole from the front and it will eject..
Doug
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Take first and screw it well as you like, take other and push up backside until comfortable with fit... |
Was it as comfortable as they implied? and did that include the lens or just the cap? |
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ROFLMAO  !!!!
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Mal1905
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Mal1905 wrote:
Gurdie's Dutch shipping company's new corporate slogan - "Putting the laughter into slaughter" 
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